Because they grow up to be horses which are useful for human warriors to fight against dragons, lol. Putting that aside, this was a great song dedicated to me. Sure, I could critique on the song structure such as repeating the chorus far too many times as well as the contradiction with "he doesn't like ponies" and "he loves everyone"... Unless that means I love... NO, not going there! It's easy to just lay back and have some laughs instead of being Douchey McNitpick. However, the way you sing this song makes it sound like it was heavily based off a popular song that doesn't stick on top of my head. Ah well, it's still a fun song and I appreciate the thought.
P.S. Nice way finding a loophole to our agreement. I suppose you making this movie was part of my plan. :P